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Test review: Self-tying Shoelaces 3000

**Reviewed by Gini & Karl**
(3/5 Fish)
Karl says...
Have you ever been in one of these situations? Now imagine simply saying:

"Shoes, tie yourselves!"

and: Zip! Zip! Both shoes tie themselves in less than two seconds. I think that's AWESOME!

Gini says...
Karl... There is one small problem.

Penguins don't usually wear shoes.

Karl says...
Details. Lots of people do!
Polar explorers, mountain climbers, Santa's elves, engineers, scientists (sometimes), astronauts. And sometimes Uncle Jayden wears safety boots when testing one of his inventions (which is usually a good idea).

Besides... technology is fun whether you need it or not.

Features

✔️ Voice control
✔️ Automatic tightening
✔️ Waterproof
✔️ Snowproof
✔️ Mud resistant
✔️ Works in complete darkness
✔️ Can remember your favorite knot
✔️ Emergency double knot for mountain climbing

Our tests

Test 1: A marathon runner
**Result:**
✔️ Very good.
The fit adjusted automatically while running.

Test 2: Karl
**Result:**
Karl forgot to wear shoes.

Test 3: Karl wearing borrowed hiking boots.
The shoes tightened beautifully.
Unfortunately... they also tightened while Karl was standing on one foot. He spent the next thirty seconds hopping around the workshop trying not to fall over.

Everything looked very impressive.

But then Gini asked a simple question: Wait... Where is the knot?
The box proudly claimed:

**"Self-Tying Shoelaces!"**

Karl looked at the shoes. "They tightened..." Gini nodded. "They did." Karl looked closer. "But..." "They never actually tied a knot."

Silence filled their workshop. Karl finally whispered, "...We've been tricked."

Deeper Investigation

There was only one thing to do. Open them and look what's inside to find out how they were made. Five minutes later one boot was lying on our workbench in about forty carefully organised pieces. (Well... ...Gini organised the pieces. Karl mostly produced them.)

What we found

Our big discovery

After examining every single component... we finally reached one unavoidable conclusion.
These are **not** self-tying shoelaces.

They're... **self-tightening shoelaces.**

The bow at the top never changes. The motors simply tighten and loosen the laces underneath.

"It's still clever," Gini said. "But calling them self-tying is a little misleading." Karl looked disappointed. "So there isn't a tiny robot inside making knots?" "I'm afraid not."

And that's why we only gave 3 stars. They are kind of working, they are kind of cool but they are not making knots!

Could we build real self-tying shoelaces?

Karl's eyes suddenly lit up. "What if we built some?" Now **that** sounded like a proper project.
We spent the rest of the afternoon brainstorming ideas.

Final Thoughts

The Self-Tying Shoelaces 3000 taught us something important. Sometimes a product isn't disappointing because it works badly. Sometimes it's disappointing because it doesn't quite do what its name promises. These shoes tighten themselves quite well. But they don't actually tie themselves. And they come with an app which is really a nuissance!

Which leaves one important challenge...
Build them ourselves. We keep you updated!

However as we usually don't even wear socks, we might develop self tying scarfs first. Imagine: Simply wrap it around your neck and say: "It's cold!" The scarf ties itself into a perfect knot. When you get too warm, it politely loosens itself again.

References

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-tying_shoes